That '70s Show1998

Steven Hyde:
Guys, can we do something besides cruise? That's the third time tonight we've driven by that house.

Michael Kelso:
I know what we could do. We could go skinny dipping. [everyone looks at him] Naked! That's the way God intended.

Jackie Burkhardt:
No way.

Michael Kelso:
Why not? It'd be fun.

Donna Pinciotti:
Sure, it's fun for you guys, 'cause you can look at us, and that's a treat. But we just look at you. And that's nasty.

Eric:
So, you don't want to do it?

Donna Pinciotti:
Well... I don't care. I'll do it.

Eric:
You... Okay, I'm in.

Fez:
Naked is dirty. [singing] Dirty, dirty, dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty.

All:
Dirty, dirty, dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty. Dirty, dirty, dirty.

Jackie Burkhardt:
[the screen flips. Everyone is in the car, naked] This was such a great idea, Michael. This was so much fun. Oh, wait, except for the part when our clothes got stolen, you idiot!

Steven Hyde:
By the way, Fez, nice tattoo, man.

Fez:
Thank you. It is the Blessed Virgin of Yorba Linda. Do you want to see her dance?

All:
No!

Eric:
Guys, we need a plan. I'm not driving up to the house with a car full of naked people. Red hates you guys when you're dressed.

Steven Hyde:
We can go to my house.

Michael Kelso:
Yeah, your mom's used of having naked guys around.

Steven Hyde:
She's not even home, you moron! [Hyde punches Kelso on the shoulder]

Fez:
Put on the top forty. [Fez reaches over for the radio]

Steven Hyde:
Whoa, sit down, Fez! I see London, I see Besticle!

Fez:
Well, what do you want me to do about it?

Steven Hyde:
I don't know. Tuck it in!