That '70s Show1998

[Kelso just found out about Eric being lame in the sack]

Jackie Burkhardt:
Michael, I told you about Eric so you could help him, not make fun of him.

Michael Kelso:
Yeah, but it's hard to help someone and burn him at the same time.

[Jackie gives him a cold stare]

Michael Kelso:
Oh, come on, Jackie, it's funny! I mean, he must have been really bad!

Jackie Burkhardt:
So were you.

Michael Kelso:
[gaping in horror] OK, I don't think you know what you're saying because you called me your "Apollo Rocket of Love."

Jackie Burkhardt:
But the way I said it was [blandly] "Oh, Michael, you my regular Apollo Rocket of Love."

Michael Kelso:
OK, I'm not hearing a difference.