That '70s Show1998

Michael Kelso:
Guys, I was making out with Pam Macy in the orchestra pit. And... the worst thing that could happen to a guy happened.

Fez:
Ohhhh. Mr. Cooper came in to wash the floors?

Michael Kelso:
No.

Steven Hyde:
Fez, I think what Kelso meant to say was... the rabbit wouldn't come out of his hat.

Eric:
The weasel wouldn't pop out.

Michael Kelso:
OK, ENOUGH.

Eric:
Oh, wait. There's a lot of Amish people, but they never raised a barn.

Steven Hyde:
That's a good one Forman.

Eric:
I know, it just came to me.

Fez:
Oh, I get it. The barn is Kelso's pants.

Michael Kelso:
This can't be happening to me.

Fez:
Oh, don't worry Kelso. I'm really sorry... SORRY YOU'RE NOT A MAN.