That '70s Show1998

Steven Hyde:
[about Kelso's shirt being in Laurie's room] Say, how'd THAT get there?

Michael Kelso:
[trying to cover his affair with Laurie] That's funny. No - This isn't even mine! Yeah, this must be ERIC'S shirt.

Jackie Burkhardt:
Your mom sewed your name in it, Michael.

Michael Kelso:
Man, Eric's going to be pissed, huh? Yeah, 'cause I borrowed Eric's shirt 'cause mine wasn't working right. And then my mom must've sewed my name in it.

Jackie Burkhardt:
Hum, I don't know, Michael...

Michael Kelso:
Jackie, if I were lying I'd come up with a lot better lie than that.

Steven Hyde:
Yeah, you'd think so.