That '70s Show1998

Eric:
Hey, dad, um, I was wondering if you could show me, like, a few fighting moves.

Red:
Who you planning to fight?

Eric:
David Milbank.

Bob Pinciotti:
David Milbank? He's got scoliosis and asthma. [pause] You could take him.

Red:
Oh, come on now, Eric. Why don't you, uh, beat up Kelso? I don't work for his dad.

Eric:
He's making a move on Donna.

Bob Pinciotti:
Oh, no. No. No. Donna's not going near that pretzel boy! No. No. You gotta nip this in the bud, Eric.

Red:
All right. All right. The bridge of the nose is very vulnerable.

Bob Pinciotti:
Oh. Oh! And hit him with a banjo!

Red:
[pauses and stares at Bob] A banjo, Bob?

Bob Pinciotti:
What? I'm helping!

Red:
Where's he gonna get a banjo?

Bob Pinciotti:
I don't know! But I saw a guy get hit with a banjo once, and he went down.

Red:
[pauses and stares at Bob again] Hitting a guy with a banjo, is dirty. [to Eric] You wanna knee him in the groin.

Bob Pinciotti:
You can hit him in the groin with a banjo.