That '70s Show1998

Donna Pinciotti:
You know what I love about Hyde? He's always beating up Kelso.

Michael Kelso:
Uh! That is false! Name one time.

Donna Pinciotti:
Gladly.

Steven Hyde:
[scene switches to the gang sitting around the Forman's kitchen table, eating] Mmmmm, I love mashed potatoes.

Michael Kelso:
Really? [spits some on Hyde's plate, which makes Hyde shove Kelso down and start punching him] Augh! My eye!

Steven Hyde:
[scene switches to the gang playing basketball in the driveway] That's a foul.

Michael Kelso:
You know what's foul? Your playing. [throws the basketball at Hyde, who tackles Kelso and starts punching him] Owwww! That's my eye!

Steven Hyde:
[scene switches to the gang sitting in the basement watching TV, when Kelso comes in and changes the channel] Change it back, I was watching that.

Michael Kelso:
No.

Steven Hyde:
CHANGE IT BACK.

Michael Kelso:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [Hyde knocks Kelso over the couch and begins punching] Waaah-haa-haaa! My eye!

Michael Kelso:
[scene switches back to where it started] Seriously, dude. You keep hurting my eye.