That '70s Show1998

[Kelso is sitting on the couch, wearing only his underwears, shivering cold. Hyde is still calculating what Jackie and Kelso owe each other. Fez is playing with a yo-yo]

Michael Kelso:
I'm cold.

Fez:
That must be why your nipples are so pointy.

[Kelso slaps Fez's arm]

Fez:
Oh, pointy nipple man is mad. I hope he doesn't poke me with his pointy nipples.

Steven Hyde:
All right, that was really disturbing. Okay. Here we go. According to my calculations, for repairs to the van: Jackie, you owe Kelso $ 65.

Michael Kelso:
[triumphantly] Aha! Justice!

Steven Hyde:
Yeah. And, Kelso, you owe Jackie... $ 8,265.

[Kelso is shocked to hear that]

Jackie Burkhart:
[triumphantly] Aha! Pay up, moocher!

Michael Kelso:
Wha-wha... no, no. This is... that's totally unfair! Hyde, you suck.

Steven Hyde:
You could have been a man and forgiven her. But no. You wanted to do the math.

Michael Kelso:
Man, math has never been my friend. Wait. No. But she had other guys in my van!

Jackie Burkhart:
Michael, YOU had other girls in your van while we were dating! So, give me my $ 8,000!

Michael Kelso:
Okay. I change my mind. I forgive you.

[Jackie glares at Kelso]