That '70s Show1998

Michael Kelso:
Man, I wish Jackie would loosen up. She's throwing a great party down here and she's missing it.

Fez:
Kelso, you don't get it, huh? This party meant the world to Jackie, and you crapped on it.

Steven Hyde:
Alright, ease up on Kelso, huh?

Michael Kelso:
Thanks, Hyde.

Steven Hyde:
[sarcastically] Yeah, so you did something horrible, but it's Jackie, so who cares?

Michael Kelso:
No wait, what are you saying?

Fez:
I'm saying you burned her man, royally. Nice job.

Michael Kelso:
But no, man, I didn't want to burn her. I invited all these people to her party so it would be fun, to make it good.

Fez:
She didn't want a good party, she wanted her party.

Michael Kelso:
You know what? You're right Fez. Alright, this party's over. Everybody out!

Eric Forman:
No, Kelso, what are you saying man? Think!

Michael Kelso:
You know what guys? For the first time in my life, I think I am thinking.

[Kelso throws his lit cigar in the trashcan]

Michael Kelso:
You know I'm in danger of ruining the greatest thing that's ever happened to me and I am not going to let that happen.

[Eric, Hyde and Fez bend forward to look at the trashcan erupting into flames]

Steven Hyde:
Kelso...

Michael Kelso:
Do not interrupt me, this is important! From now on, I'm going to put Jackie's needs first and she's going to be so proud of me!

[Hyde points to the trashcan. Kelso finally notices the fire]

Michael Kelso:
Whoa!

[Kelso foolishly pours his brandy on the fire in an attempt to put it out. Naturally, the alcoholic drink nourishes the fire]

Michael Kelso:
Whoa man, this is a rager! Give me your brandies!

[Kelso grabs their glasses and pours more brandy on the fire]

Michael Kelso:
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!