That '70s Show1998

Eric Forman:
Poor little tough guy hiding behind his bluster

Steven Hyde:
Shut up Forman, I'm fine!

Michael Kelso:
Sounds like someone needs a tickle

Fez:
No I'm okay

Eric Forman:
We're your best friends and we're not going to let you go through this alone

Michael Kelso:
Eric's right [ climbs over the couch] we're going to do something that guys do

Fez:
A massage train?

Michael Kelso:
No [ to Hyde] so we got you a present

Michael Kelso:
[ The circle] This is a great present guys, I especially like the teeny white paper you wrapped it in

Michael Kelso:
The Russians have a Russian death ray aimed at the White house, I read it in a magazine

Eric Forman:
That was the Flash and it is a comic book

Fez:
I love comic books, sometimes I wish I had thought bubbles, do you see anything?

Steven Hyde:
The Russians don't have a death ray man but they do have a stupid ray and its pointed at your head

Michael Kelso:
They do have a death ray and I'll prove it, where's the phone?

Eric Forman:
Kelso I'm not allowed to make long distance calls without permission

Michael Kelso:
They've got me on hold, oh and they're playing the theme song to the President

Eric Forman:
Hail to the chief

Michael Kelso:
Thank you Eric but I'm trying to enjoy the President's theme song