That '70s Show1998

Eric Forman:
[to a vacuum they think has a bug in it] You're looking for Michael Kelso

Michael Kelso:
Quit it

Eric Forman:
No this whole thing is your fault.

Michael Kelso:
If its anyone's fault, its Hyde's because he got dumped by Jackie so we had to be nice to him

Fez:
Go easy on the kid! Breaking up with Jackie was the biggest mistake he ever made, remember we were talking about it behind his back!

Steven Hyde:
Shut up Fez, if I want to hear your advice, I'll kick you in the nads

Fez:
Oh in that case my advice is please don't kick me in the nads

Eric Forman:
[in a loud voice] Maybe the Feds have some advice, remember they're listening with the [whispers] V-A-C-U-U-M

Steven Hyde:
[ They look puzzled for a little bit] It spells Vacuum.

Michael Kelso:
Vacuum has two U's in it, that's messed up