That '70s Show1998

Eric:
Okay, guys. Road trip checklist. Car: Check. Okay. We're good.

Fez:
Is there anything about Canada we need to know before we get there?

Steven Hyde:
Well, the beer is stronger, and as a result, their women look prettier.

Fez:
Then let's haul ass to Canada!

Eric:
Okay. Shh. Fez. If my dad finds out that we're going to Canada uh, for beer, no less, he's gonna start killing people, okay? People like us. So keep it down.

Michael Kelso:
[Runs up to the guys] All right! Canada! Whoo-hoo! Beer! [blows his horn]

Eric:
Kelso, you're not going.

Michael Kelso:
What? Why not?

Steven Hyde:
Because this is a risky mission and you tend to screw these things up.

Michael Kelso:
That is a damnable lie!

Eric:
Okay. Kelso, remember that time we were gonna put a flaming bag of dog poop in front of Principal Pridwell's door, and you lit it in the car on the way over?

Michael Kelso:
Yeah, I wanted to see it all flamey.

Eric:
And then you panicked and stepped on it.

Michael Kelso:
Eric, it was on fire!

Eric:
Okay, You're not going.

Michael Kelso:
No, no, no. Fine. I won't use the air horn, and I'll pay for the gas and the beer

Eric:
I can't stay mad at you... Come on, you big lug.

Leo:
[already sitting in the backseat of the car] Hey, dudes.

Steven Hyde:
Leo, man, what are you doin' here?

Leo:
Sittin'. What are you doin' here?

Steven Hyde:
We're goin' to Canada to buy beer.

Leo:
Canada? Cool, man. I spent some time up there during 'Nam.

Eric:
Oh, conscientious objector, huh?

Leo:
No. I didn't mind. Hey, a road trip sounds good, man, but I don't want nothin' to do with that beer. That stuff will mess with your mind, man.