That '70s Show1998

[Red has just finished telling the boy his version of Vietnam War]

Reginald "Red" Forman:
...and that's what really happened in Vietnam.

Young Boy #2:
[confused] I don't understand.

Reginald "Red" Forman:
[glumly] Neither do I, kid. Neither do I.

Kitty Forman:
Okay, little boy, time to say goodbye to Santa.

[Kitty leads the boy away. The boy turns to her]

Young Boy #2:
What's an "ambush"?

Kitty Forman:
[smiles] It's a pretty bush with yellow flowers.

[Red gets up and approaches Kitty]

Reginald "Red" Forman:
Kitty, I gotta tell ya, I'm good with kids. I really taught him something. Y'know, I think I'm beginning to feel the Christmas spirit.

Kitty Forman:
Well, I'm glad Red, but let's try telling a Christmas story where nobody gets caught in a fire fight.

[Red turns back and sees Bob sitting in his chair, also dressed like Santa Claus. Bob waves to him]

Reginald "Red" Forman:
Bob, what the hell are you doing?

Bob Pinciotti:
You're depressing the kids. I'm Santa now.

Reginald "Red" Forman:
Get out of my chair, Bob, or you're gonna get a candy cane up your chimney!

Bob Pinciotti:
I'm not moving.

Reginald "Red" Forman:
[takes off his Santa hat] Kitty, hold my silly red hat.