That '70s Show1998

[Jackie, Donna and Hyde chide Kelso for not taking responsibility on Brooke's baby]

Steven Hyde:
Kelso, you know what you should do, but your not gonna do it because you're too much of a tool.

Michael Kelso:
You know what? It's real easy to talk about the right thing to do when it's not your life.

[Kelso walks away. Hyde looks after him disgustedly]

Steven Hyde:
Tool.

Jackie Burkhart:
Oh, Steven, you're sensitive to this because your father ditched you, too. This so foxy.

Steven Hyde:
Hey, why don't we go down to my room, tell you about the time my mom got so loaded on mouthwash, she lost our rent money at the track.

[Jackie nods excitedly. She and Hyde Jackie hug each other and enter the house]