That '70s Show1998

Michael Kelso:
Alright. At first, when you told me that I was off the hook, I was, like, totally psyched, right? But then I started to think about it, and... I don't want to be off the hook. I wanna be a part of this kid's life.

Brooke:
Michael, I didn't let you off the hook to be nice. I just don't think you understand what it means to have a baby.

[Brooke stands, collects the leftovers of her meal and walks away. Kelso follows her]

Michael Kelso:
No, but I do. It... it means taking him to teeball games, and... and teaching him how to ride a bike, and... taking him to the doctor when he's sick.

Brooke:
And what if it's a girl?

Michael Kelso:
Oh, it's not gonna be a girl. We did it standing up.

[Donna facepalms]

Brooke:
[nods] Uh-huh.