That '70s Show1998

[Kelso tells the guys how he was making out with Pam Macy in the school orchestra room]

Michael Kelso:
You know the really, really bad thing that can happen to guys when they're with girls?

Fez:
Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in to buff the floor?

Michael Kelso:
No.

[pauses]

Michael Kelso:
Okay. Let me put it this way. The buffer wouldn't buff.

Fez:
Poor Mr. Cooper.

Steven Hyde:
No, Fez. I think what he's trying to say is the rabbit wouldn't come out of the hat.

Eric Forman:
The weasel wouldn't pop.

Michael Kelso:
The alphabet soup never spelled "go".

Eric Forman:
There were a lot of Amish people but they couldn't raise the barn.

Steven Hyde:
Nice one, Forman.

Eric Forman:
It just came to me.