That '70s Show1998

[Kelso walks into the living room with a big bottle rocket]

Michael Kelso:
Mr. Forman, can I light this off in your house?

Red Forman:
Sure and then I'll light my foot off in your ass.

Steven Hyde:
And that my friends, is the last foot-in-ass of the decade! Cheers!

Kitty Forman:
Michael, I just... it's so good to see you. The girls in the emergency room where just asking about you.

Michael Kelso:
You know, it's like I've been gone for so long, I almost forgot you're a hot Mom!

Kitty Forman:
Oh! Hahahahaha!

Red Forman:
You know what else it hot?... My foot when it's in your ass.

Steven Hyde:
Look at that. He got one more in him.