That '70s Show1998

[first scene of the series:
May 17, 1976. 8:47 p.m. The gang is at the Formans' basement]

Steven Hyde:
Eric, it is time.

Eric Forman:
Why don't you do it?

Steven Hyde:
It's your house.

Michael Kelso:
Your house!

Steven Hyde:
[points upward] Listen to them up there. The party has reached critical mass. In ten minutes, there will be no more beer opportunities.

Eric Forman:
If my dad catches me copping beers, he'll kill me!

Steven Hyde:
I'm willing to take that risk.

Michael Kelso:
Don't worry about it! Just remain calm, keep moving...

Donna Pinciotti:
And above all, don't get sucked into my dad's hair.

Eric Forman:
What's wrong with your dad's hair?

Donna Pinciotti:
Just don't look at it.

Steven Hyde:
[grabs Eric's face] And Eric: cold. Definitely cold.

[Eric nods. Hyde pats him on the shoulder. Eric begins to run up the stairs. He pauses, looks back down, and continues]