That '70s Show1998

[Kelso sits on the couch, reading a book. Fez and Hyde come out of Hyde's room]

Steven Hyde:
Kelso, what the hell are you doing with a book?

Michael Kelso:
Reading.

[Hyde and Fez snicker]

Michael Kelso:
I am reading, 'cause what good is having brains if you got nothing up here?

[Kelso taps his skull. Jackie comes down the stairs]

Jackie Burkhart:
Hey.

[Jackie and Hyde kiss, then they sit down]

Jackie Burkhart:
So, I saw my dad in prison today.

Steven Hyde:
Oh. How was it?

Jackie Burkhart:
Well, first it was a real downer, then I realized that I'll be okay without my dad. Because the S.A.T. proved that there's another man who could take care of me.

Steven Hyde:
You better be talking about Santa Claus.

Jackie Burkhart:
No, Steven, I'm talking about you, because you have potential.

Michael Kelso:
He doesn't have potential. I have potential. Like, I'm reading Moby Dick, and I'm not even halfway through, and I can already tell you the ending: The whale is a robot.