The 1002014

[first lines]

John Murphy:
It'd sure be nice to have some sign that we're not just marching to our own deaths.

Thelonious Jaha:
We're not.

Garza:
Hey, tell me if you know this one...

John Murphy:
Not again, please.

Garza:
A Grounder and a Reaper walk into a bar. The bartender looks to the Grounder, he says, "we don't serve your kind around here." The Reaper gets up and leaves. You get it? Reapers *eat* Grounders.

John Murphy:
I will take Jaha's staff and beat you to death with it.