The A-Team1983

[Hearing that they are going to Rivertown by airplane, B.A. gets suspicious]

"B.A." Baracus:
Hey Hannibal, you know I don't flying! And I've seen that trick before: you give me a burger and expect me to eat it!

"Hannibal" Smith:
[sighs] B.A., you know you get cranky on an empty stomach. Now, eat your burger.

"B.A." Baracus:
Not this time! I ain't falling for no sleeping powder in my burger. I'm taking yours!

[B.A. switches his burger with Hannibal's]

"Hannibal" Smith:
Help yourself... just fine.

"B.A." Baracus:
You figured I would think my burger was spiked and take yours! I'm taking Face's.

[B.A. takes Face's burger and gives him Hannibal's]

Face:
OK.

[Face chuckles. Hearing this, B.A. gets suspicious again]

"B.A." Baracus:
Wait a minute... I've got it! You figured I'd take your burger, get wise to it, then take Face's burger! And Face's burger is the one that got the sleeping powder in it... or Murdock's!

[Murdock looks at his hamburger, then offers it to B.A]

"B.A." Baracus:
Hey, wait a minute, I'm on to you guys... the one place you would never put sleeping powder, and that's in the first burger you gave me!

[B.A. takes back his original hamburger from Hannibal, gives him Face's, then takes large bite from his hamburger. Nothing happens. Hannibal, blank expression on his face, gives B.A. small carton of milk. B.A., in the euphoria of his 'victory', drinks the milk without suspicion]

"B.A." Baracus:
That's what I know!

[B.A. chuckles, but falls to sleep. Murdock grabs B.A.'s hambuger as he falls down, putting it in the bag]

Face:
And he was doing so well...