The Adventures of Pete & Pete1992

[challenged Little Pete to a Rock, Paper, Scissors match]

Papercut:
Paper beats Rock. Rock beats scissors. Scissors beat paper.

Younger Pete Wrigley:
Shut up and throw, drool cup.

Papercut:
[shakes hand] Rock, Paper, Scissors, throw.

[He throws paper and Little Pete throws scissors. This shocks the onlookers and angers Papercut]

Papercut:
You have no idea what you've just done.

Younger Pete Wrigley:
[smiles] Think I do.

[Papercut rolls up his sleves and Little Pete hits his wrist with his two fingers. As he leave, Papercut is furious]

Papercut:
You will grant me a rematch and you will go down.

Younger Pete Wrigley:
I don't die, used scar finger.

Papercut:
[makes a shatterstar out of paper] Then prepare to bleed.

[Tosses the paper shatterstar at Little Pete and ends up getting eaten by Artie]