The Adventures of Pete & Pete1992

Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones:
[shoves Little Pete to the ground] Have a seat, carrot head.

[jumps up to pin him and it freezes in mid air]

Big Pete Wrigley:
Meet Pit Stain, my brother's arch enemy. A glandular freak dedicated to destroying the kid who gave him, his nickname.

Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones:
[pins Little Pete] This must be my "Lucky" day, right scamp socket.

[Pulls out a mint can]

Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones:
Mint?

Little Pete Wrigley:
Shove it down your armpit, Pit Stain.

Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones:
We all have our problems, Wrigley. Mines happens to be glandular.

[grabs him]

Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones:
And yours happens to be my fist.

[raises his fist to pound him, but is stopped by Stu]

Stu Benedict:
Hi. Stu Benedict, bus driver and you're sweating all over me.

[is grossed out]

Little Pete Wrigley:
It's his glands.

Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones:
It is not. It's just unseasonably warm today

Stu Benedict:
I think the weather is perfect for you to take a hike.