The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police1997

Sam:
Well, here we are in a deadly game of Cat and Mouse with The Thing.

Max:
Tell me, Sam, why the heck are we doing this again?

Sam:
It's simple, really! If this so-called "Thing" should somehow find its way into our world, devouring unsuspecting citizens who have no natural fear of frozen entr?es, they would surely cause a nation-wide mistrust of pre-manufactured foods of all kinds, forcing producers of over-cooked man-sized portions to go bankrupt! To safeguard American businesses, Max! THAT'S why the heck we're doing this!

Max:
And because we get to wave THESE around!

[c*cks and fires a flamethrower]

Sam:
Well, that goes without saying.