The Adventures of Scooterman1972

Scooterman:
Where do you get all your crazy ideas?

Dr. Halfbaked:
[smiles] I often get good ideas in my sleep.

[Dr. Halfbaked becomes sleepy while talking]

Scooterman:
What about Wednesday? What happened to Wednesday?

[Dr. Halfbaked starts falling asleep. Scooterman grabs his arm and gently shakes him]

Scooterman:
[impatiently] Dr. Halfbaked! What did you do with Wednesday?

Dr. Halfbaked:
[awakes] Oh. Wait, Scooterman, I'll explain everything. I seldom do anything without good reason. During the school year, as you know, the students frequently take a day off from school because of a holiday. People who work sometimes take a day off. Doctors, for example, often take a day off on Wednesday. If other people can take a day off, why can't I? So that's what I did. I decided to take a day off. So I took Wednesday off... the calendar.

Scooterman:
Dr. Halfbaked, I have one more question for you: why there are eight days in the week? We always have seven days. Now why did you change that?

Dr. Halfbaked:
[sighs] I'm a very busy man, and I have a lot of work to do. There's just not enough days in the week.

Kickstand:
Dr. Halfbaked, that makes life difficult for everybody.

Scooterman:
I'm afraid you'll have to forget about your crazy calendar.

Dr. Halfbaked:
[shocked] What? Forget about my calendar? Oh no! I must show you all the wonderful things it can do.