The Adventures of Spin and Marty1955

Spin Evans:
Last year, a kid bust his arm by standing on his head in an upper bunk.

Louie:
I could do that.

Spin Evans:
You shoulda seen how fast his folks yanked him outta here.

Ambitious:
I'll bet his grandmother's instructions didn't say anything about this.

Alfred "Al" McGrath:
Grandmothers are even worse than parents about blood and stuff.

Ambitious:
Poor Marty. Just when he was startin' to like the Triple R.

Frank:
Liked it? He called it a dirty old farm, and he kept tryin' to run home, didn't he? So let him! Honestly, who cares about a drip like that?

Spin Evans:
Why don't you stick your head in a bucket?

Rick:
Boy, that guy didn't even cry.

Freddie:
And it hurt, too, bad. He took out the horse all by himself, and then he fought a rattlesnake single-handed.

Speckle:
I wish he had remembered to cut off the rattle for my collection.