The Andy Griffith Show1960

Goober Pyle:
Hey, Andy

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
Hi, Goob

Goober Pyle:
I got Aunt Bee's car in tip-top shape.

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
Oh, good.

Goober Pyle:
What are you doin' with a Raleigh paper?

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
Readin' it.

Goober Pyle:
Andy, that's yesterday's paper.

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
I know it.

Goober Pyle:
You know that's not as stupid as it looks, readin' a day-old paper. I do it myself sometimes - kinda gives you a sense of power, don't it? I mean knowing how everything's gonna come out.

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
I'm-I'm looking for the announcement of the auto show in Raleigh; it opened yesterday.

Goober Pyle:
Well, you want to know where it's at? It's at the convention hall all weekend. Who's going to the auto show, Andy?

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
Well, Aunt Bee wants to see the new models; she's thinking of trading in her old car.

Goober Pyle:
That's a good thing - that car is on its last leg.

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
You said it was in tip-top shape.

Goober Pyle:
That's before I knew she was going to trade it in.

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
She's just thinking of trading it in; she might keep it.

Goober Pyle:
Well, it's still got plenty of miles on it.

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
Anybody ever tell you you're a straw in the wind?

Goober Pyle:
No. A feller in the service called me a hayseed though. I let him have it.