The Andy Griffith Show1960

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Ernest T. I know how important it is to ya to get a girl.

Ernest T. Bass:
I've tried courtin' Hog Winslow's daughter; Hogette.

Deputy Barney Fife:
Pretty name.

Ernest T. Bass:
Hogette is French. French name.

[animated]

Ernest T. Bass:
Well, I courted her as proper as proper can be. First off I wrote her a love note asking her to go on out with me. And then I tied it on to the prettiest rock ya ever did see. And then I give it the prettiest toss ya ever did see... right through the front window!

Sheriff Andy Taylor:
Well, did Hogette come on out with ya?

Ernest T. Bass:
Couldn't. Caught her right there.

[points to a spot above his left ear]

Ernest T. Bass:
Seven stitches.