The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Nintendo Nerd:
What the f*** are these? Lollipop ghosts with stick arms? Were the enemies in this game designed by some kindergarten kid for Halloween? I'm surprised they don't have skeletons too!... They actually do have skeletons. What the f***? Could the villains be anymore stock? Like, we have this creepy game about Freddy, what kind of creepy characters can we add? Well, how about bats, ghosts, spides, skeletons and "frankensteins" for the kiddies. Could it be anymore uncreative then that? Like, why don't they just add some witches, black cats and flying jack-o-lanterns? They should have just called the game, "Boo! Haunted House". Which is probably what they originally had in mind, until they thought "No, wait! Make it about Freddy! We already ruined Friday the 13th, now let's do the same thing to Nightmare on Elm Street". And that's right, it's by the same company! We're not gonna say who it is, but it stands for Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts!