The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
There is one alternative, the track ball, but it's an ungodly abomination that begs for an apocalypse. Look at it. It's as big as a VCR or DVD player. It's big enough to be the game system, let alone the controller! It's almost as big as the Nintendo... No, wait, it's actually bigger than the Nintendo! What a beast! But the ultimate question is: does it work? Well, does it? [tries it out on a game] No, it doesn't.