The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
This is the weirdest game I've ever played. I mean, it's not bad if you're drunk or high or something, but how did they come up with this sh*t? I got it. I could come up with a game like this. How about you're a shark, and you gotta shake palm trees til trains fall down, and you put the trains in an apple, and then turkeys come and eat the apples, and then the turkeys go up waterfalls, and to get them down, you have collect monkey butts, so you drop the monkey butts on powerlines, and... [immitates his head exploding]