The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Alright, fine, you can sit here just this one time.

Kyle Justin:
Thank you.

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
You happy?

Kyle Justin:
I'm very happy.

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Very good. Okay, Battletoads on the NES... put that down. [Kyle picks up the second controller] Put it down, drop it! You can't f***ing play the game with me.

Kyle Justin:
Why not?

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Because it's not even a two player game.

Kyle Justin:
Yeah it is.

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
No it's not, look, you see two players? Push start, that's it. Alright, so anyway, the game begins... [sees two players] How'd you do that?

Kyle Justin:
I pushed start.

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Ohhhh, so it's arcade style.