The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
The street is always breaking up like the Glitch Gremlin paved over it. Certain light posts are given strange colors that stick out from the rest of the game. The Arc de Triomphe appears twice in a row in a geographically inaccurate area. Trucks are referred to as cars. The Ultranav points you get from crossing checkpoints don't always go in order. I mean what the f*** is Ultranav anyway? The timer goes outside the box, and on top of all that, the box that the game comes in is a complete lie! Never do the police chase after you. Maybe if that was just the front artwork that would be excusable, but the back says "you'll be hauling loads and trying to stay one step ahead of the law." "Deliver your load to its destination." What are they talking about? That never happens! Oh, no, no, I stand corrected. This game delivers a load, alright. Load of f***ing sh*t! I'll deliver a load all over this f***ing game! It's not even a game. It doesn't count as a game. If it were a game, you could lose. But you can't! It's nothing but win! "You're winner!" It's like the game feels sorry for you!