The Angry Video Game Nerd2006
The Angry Video Game Nerd:
I finally found Rembrandt. And for one dialogue box, you have to hit B instead of A, again changing the rules around. You have to choose which item to give him. There's only one correct choice. Let's say I give him the skull. That's the wrong one, so I have to start over. The correct item is supposed to be something that would belong to this historical figure. And here's where the game couold have been somewhat educational... but instead, it's a joke! For example, for Julius Caesar, you're supposed to give him salad dressing - hur hur hur! For Thomas Edison, you're supposed to give him a compact disc. Yeah. Let's not change history, by the way. For Cleopatra, a credit card! For Elvis, a gravestone! Here you go, Elvis! Here's your f***ing gravestone! You're gonna die! For King Arthur, the Holy Grail. Yeah. Entire stories have been written about finding the Holy Grail; you're going to find it by casually slamming into a bush or fence! Just a little side quest. For Jesse James, an Uzi. You're going to give Jesse James a f***ing Uzi? You're going to give a notorious outlaw a more contemporary weapon! Yeah, just help him out! Might as well give, I don't know, Vlad Tepes an atom bomb?
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