The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Some might call it a mixed bag. But let me tell you what kind of mixed bag: it's a trash bag that's had a bad day. Let's say, your mom cleans out the cat litter, fresh and stale doody pebbles go right in the bottom of the bag. Then your sister throws out her used tampons, and where do they go? In the same bag. Then your brother comes home piss-ass drunk, just upchucks, pukes right in the bag. Now, I'm not trying to be disgusting, but that is a realistic situation and what it all comes down to is that is a NASTY bag. But I'd rather take that sh*t out to the garbage than have to deal with this piece of f***. F*** this game, get it out of my face!