The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
[after playing "Zelda Adventure] I don't believe this. Like, I seriously don't believe this. [drinks beer] That's it. That's all I can take. How could they f*** up Zelda this bad? It's not a Zelda game. I wouldn't call it that. [mocks someone arguing against his statement] Oh, but it is. It has Zelda. It has Link. [goes back to his statement] Yeah, you know what? That's a pointless argument right there. That's like if your dad says, "I f***ed your mom." It's like, "I can't argue with that." Playing these games is as worthwhile as melting a dog turd on a frying pan. [Piles CD-i games on his hand] Yeah, put some buffalo puke and some cat piss all over it, and you have a sh*t sandwich that is Zelda CD-i. [Proceeds to angrily throw games one by one] This game f***ing sucks! F***ing sucks! F***ing sucks! [grabs "Hotel Mario"] Oh, yeah. And the Mario game? That one sucks, too! [throws "Hotel Mario"] CD-i sucks!