The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
I think I get it. Why, it's the best game ever made! It's more than a game! It exposes the duel nature of the human spirit. The only way to win the game is to be Jeckyl, but you wanna be Hyde so you can shoot sh*t. You see, it's a constant battle against good and evil! Jeckyl must stay farther along his path than Hyde, so if Hyde takes the lead, then evil will triumph over good, and that's the true conflict of the human soul! And to deny the evil completely would be to move it into the subconcious to the human mind like a city broken into different social classes. People don't want to step outside their own boundaries, like Jeckyl walking into the wrong section of town. He's unwelcomed! Nevertheless, he must abide by his own good nature. No wonder the cane doesn't work! The game does not reward you among your malevolent intentions! It's a proposed guideline for a set of morality rules to be programmed through real life! It uses the Victorian Era as a fundamental depiction of outward stability and inward lust! It's a metaphor for social and geographical fragmentation! It alludes the froid theory of depression in which unacceptable desires or impulses are excluded from the conscious mind and left to operate on their own in the unconscious!... Or you could just say, the game f***ing sucks!