The Angry Video Game Nerd2006
The Angry Nintendo Nerd:
I'd rather play Doom on Atari. I'd rather play Halo on a Tiger electronic wrist game. I'd rather drown in diarrhea. I'd rather f***ing eat my f***ing balls off and puke' em up my f***ing ass. I'd rather piss a cactus out of my dick. The music is f***ing worse than life itself, and I'd turn the volume down, except for the fact that I have to hear the Jason alarm. It's all just a test of patience and it can kiss my f***ing a**hole!
[Whacks Jason with controller]
The Angry Nintendo Nerd:
Die! You piece of sh*t!
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