The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
It's also kinda confusing that B jumps and A shoots slime. Usually, it's the other way around. As for Start and Select, they don't do donkey dick. Usually Start pauses the game, but here, there's no way to pause it. [yells] I mean, if you gotta answer the phone or take a sh*t... oh, it's tough sh*t if you gotta take a sh*t! You gotta take a quick sh*t! You gotta turbo-turd! I'm sitting here playing the game, I've got sh*t stains in my pants and a voice message on my phone that says, "Sorry, I'm playing Ghostbusters II on Nintendo"! What a selfish game! Bottom line: have a f***ing pause button, Goddamn it!