The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
And the original Lester will always be a classic, that's improved like wine. Wine that's made from fermented rat piss with the fine auroma of a dead, fly-swarmed carcass of a three-day-old deer, and the delicate, crisp flavor of skunk farts, with highlights of ass sweat. The palate is rich with hints of residual dried poop crust from a truck stop bathroom and goes down with the long lasting finish of fly-covered summer harbor trash.