The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
There's sort of like a help desk where you're supposed to return the object or the landmark or whatever, but the lady at the window won't talk to you unless you call Yoshi to come and give ya an extra boost. Okay, so are you telling me that the reason that stupid b*tch won't talk to you at first is because Luigi is too short to reach the window? For f***'s sake, he can jump higher than the shittin' thing! How stupid do they think we are? Use Yoshi to reach the help desk. Well, how 'bout use my greasy Italian plumber cock to whack ya across the f***in' face?!