The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
One thing that used to piss me off was the NES Achievers section. It's just a bunch of nerds showing off their high scores. But how do you prove it? You gotta take a picture of your screen. And nobody really knew how to do that back then. I mean, remember, there were no digital cameras back then. So, you take the picture of the screen, you have no f***ing clue what it looks like, and there could be like 20 other photos on the roll, so you'd either have to waste them all or wait until it gets finished, you get your mom or dad to take it to the store to get the picture developed, it comes back, and what does it look like? It looks like f***ing sh*t! So Nintendo Power printed some guidelines basically saying, "Look, dumbshits, this is how you do it!" And if my game said, "cheese", I'd probably sh*t my pants, and if I wore that, I'd have problems.