The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
What an experience Pee-Wee's had. Can you imagine the story he has to tell: I was talking down the street, narrowly avoiding a speedboat, a submarine on wheels, a parade of naked Dr. Seuss characters, rabid pigs, dudes in cars. I fell down to a pond where I swung around on a pole and built a ladder up to a girls' locker room shower where this weird, blobby ghost tried to grab my dick. I dropped a bunch of pyro equipment down the same hole that leads to the pond, but somehow ended up on top of a bunch of scaffolding where I went up and finished it all off with a BOOM! And that's why you gotta love Atari.