The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
What have you done?

R.O.B. the Robot:
Prime objective: eliminate all games that don't meet criteria. Criteria equals Gyromite or Stack Up. Prime objective complete. No more inferior games. No more long passwords. No more annoying music. No more despicable controls. No more barf-inducing graphics. No more useless weapons. Like before. In 1983, the video game market was oversaturated with inferior games. All a product of human imperfection. The Video Game Crash left many companies bankrupt. A prophecy was told that a hero would rise from the ashes, a robot warrior that is I.

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
F*** you! F*** you! F*** you! Nintendo made video games awesome again... for the most part, but I don't think Nintendo's success had anything to do with you!

R.O.B. the Robot:
Be quiet! You are a biological unit with insufficient intellect to make that determination!

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
You're no hero!

[grabs a Mario plushie]

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
This is my hero!