The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Well, there's nothing I can do right now. The instruction manual says it best: "This is not the type of game in which one can spend several hours in one sitting and expect to experience vast amounts of action or change. As with life itself, change only occurs over time and even then, slowly. Change is only evident through the accumulation of experience over time." Woah. That's deep, man. But it's bullshit! The game demands I play by its schedule. So, what am I gonna do to pass the time? Well I guess I'll play this Famicom Disk game, which roughly translates to "Explosive Fighter Patton". Why? Because people told me so; they keep feeding me this sh*t. Let's check it out. [He inserts the disk. The screen says: "TURN TO SIDE-B AND INSERT TO F***ING BOX!"; stunned] No... NO WAY. It's an official Famicom Disk game that says the F-word! And this was in the 80s, this is before Hong Kong 97! It's an officially released game on a Nintendo console - THAT SAYS "F***"! OH, MY GOD, my life is complete! IT SAYS F***! IT SAYS FUUUUUUUUUUUU... [Brief montage indicating the passage of time]... UUUUUUUUUUUU - Oh-oh, I forgot about Seaman!