The Angry Video Game Nerd2006
The Angry Video Game Nerd:
This game is so hard, it would be easier to go out into a thunderstorm and try to dodge rain! It would be easier to walk barefoot without your toes and heels touching the floor! It would be easier to pick fly sh*t out of pepper... while wearing boxing gloves! The fact that you can hit only once pretty much means that you're weaker than every enemy in the game! How do you die from just touching a wall? I can understand if he's flying at 200 miles per hour, and he crashes into a wall, but the fact that he just touches a wall and dies is just ridiculous! I never read any of the comics, so I don't know what Silver Surfer's powers are, but isn't he supposed to be pretty strong? So why'd they make him into a wimp? Why is he f***ing up rubber ducks and weeping like a crybaby? It's like some sort of f***ing joke. Like, what if they had Bruce Lee tripping over his own shoelaces? It's a f***ing insult! This game should have been classic! Instead, it's worthless! It's as worthless as this f***ing LJN poster I've got here! Man, I would just piss and sh*t all over this F***ING game! In fact, just thinking about it makes me want to have an anal evacuation!
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