The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
This part doesn't f*** around! It's like, you got to the end, you dare to play, welcome to Hell! That's what it looks like... all this fire and skulls, it looks like Hell. There's sorta like a heart shape around it. Yeah, a heart around Hell. Does that mean this game loves Hell? This game worships the devil! Oh my God! Of course it does! Why are there so many inverted crosses? What's the H stand for? Hell? How about the part with the tarot cards? The N? Necronomicon? The P must be possession or pentagram! Yeah, the pentagram makes an appearance everywhere! It's no doubt that the seven sons of Bowser represent the seven deadly sins. You kneel before Satin on the block, and after six seconds, you fall through; there's six arrows on the possession meter, and to reach the goal you go in the sixth door. That's 666! Everywhere you look, it's the number of the beast! In the Wizard, the game's introduction is basically the Gates of Hell opening! Yeah, Video Armaggedon! The Devil watches you throughout the game. The clouds have eyes, the hills have eyes... yeah, literally, the hills have eyes. Thank heavens, and we know there's no need to thank Heaven unless there's the presence of Hell! There's 8 worlds, in the eighth world, there's 5 spaces you can stand on where giant hands take you down to your doom, there's 12 tanks you gotta jump on before the goal, and it takes 12 jumps to get Bowser to jump down the hole. The eighth letter of the alphabet is H, 5 = E, 12 = L, what's that spell? Hell! And what's it sound like when you play the game backwards? This game's a product of the f***ing devil, and none of the other Mario games are like that, so I don't know why it's only this one. So, in conclusion, all I can say is that other than being the total ippedimy of evil, Super Mario Bros. 3 is a good game... so good that it's a sin!