The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Remember back then when I first warned you about the horrors of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on the NES? Well, there were a few other games I mentioned there...

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
[in 2004] They're just, you know rare, obscure games like, y'know, "MC Kids" or uh, "Taxman" or whatever...

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
What the hell is Taxman? I didn't even know what the hell I was talking about! I had too much to drink. What I meant to say was Wall Street Kid, a game about the stock market. Who would ever wanna play a game like that? But it so just happens by some f***ing coincidence there actually is a game called Taxman for the Apple II computer. I've heard that there's nothing much to this game, it's just a Pac-Man clone. I figured that probably means it's a game that's very similar to Pac-Man. I was wrong. By "clone", they meant "an exact copy"! It's Pac-Man! Have you played Pac-Man? Then you've played Taxman without even knowing it!