The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
People have discussions like "are video games art?" or something like that. Well I have a better one: "Are Tiger games video games?" These are a caveman's version of video games! These were a step back in human evolution! These are the most desperate attempt at entertainment! You could save up for a Game Boy. Or just go [imitating the Tiger handheld sounds] eh-eh-eh-eh-eh. Yeah, well, [while simulating hand jerking and alternatively flashing the middle finger] eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh. J-Just, what the hell - T-These things, how'd they waste so much plastic to make these things? It brought the game industry down as low as it could go! It's proof that Jesus died in vain and legally changed His middle name to "F***ing"! The only thing I could think of to use these things for is to wipe your ass with it! You might as well save that toilet paper! It's worth a whole lot more! [drinks Rolling Rock]