The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
And that's what happens when we go from the movie, to the show, to the game - it's like putting a golden egg on a mountain of sh*t, and then you roll it down and it gets shittier and shittier and shittier. By the time it gets to the bottom, it ain't the same. [to Lloyd] And look, that's your name on it! That's your name on this game!

Lloyd Kaufman:
I spit on my name! Puy! Puy! Puy!

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
What you created that's great got transformed into a mutated anomaly that'd make the Pope weep. They made a mockery your sh*t, man! What're you gonna do about it?

Lloyd Kaufman:
What am I gonna do about it? What am I gonna do about it? I'm gonna sh*t on this! I'm gonna take a huge dump! Here I go! And I had baked beans for dinner!