The Angry Video Game Nerd2006

The Angry Video Game Nerd:
Why even give the mop at all? It doesn't do anything special anyway. It's not like the sword in Zelda that shoots until you get hit the first time. No, the mop is just another basic short-range attack, you know. And for a guy whose motto is "It's Clean-Up Time," he sure doesn't clean up much. Look at all that waste he leaves lyin' around!

Lloyd Kaufman:
What do you expect? He doesn't have his mop!